What do they actually mean?!
Question: What do they actually mean!?
What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean to other employees:
OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on phone
ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot
INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a louder voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky
CAREER MINDED – Back stabber
LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION – Gets to work on time
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English
RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at deskWww@Enter-QA@Com
OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on phone
ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot
INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a louder voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky
CAREER MINDED – Back stabber
LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION – Gets to work on time
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English
RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at deskWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Although this is supposed to be funny, but in the offices this is a reality!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol this is sadly true!. ahaha esecially at my uncles office lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Simply terrific! Hilarious and so damn true!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Was that a cold comfort express!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that' funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com