If you laugh at all star?!
Question: If you laugh at all star!?
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast!. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores!."
A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores!. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it!. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig!.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk!?" asks the little boy!. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat!. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I!?"
WHat's the worst thing to do to a blind person!? leave the plunger in the toilet :)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores!. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it!. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig!.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal!. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk!?" asks the little boy!. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat!. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I!?"
WHat's the worst thing to do to a blind person!? leave the plunger in the toilet :)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!!!
no pussy for him!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no pussy for him!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, i didn't get the joke until i read the second comment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehehe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i didn't understand that until i read the second person's answer!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF! is that a jke or a bloody christmas story!?!?!?!?!?!? 0/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny write moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, I was laughing my head off, here's your star you funny person!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary!. So he decides to buy her a cell phone!. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone!.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping!. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone!?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though"!.
"What's that, baby!?," asks the husband!.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The next day, the blonde goes shopping!. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone!?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though"!.
"What's that, baby!?," asks the husband!.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com