Few more joke?!
Question: Few more joke!?
One day a trucker stopped at a diner for lunch!. When he gets his order a biker gang comes in and starts making fun of the trucker!. The trucker doesn't do anything!. He gets up pays for his meal and leaves!. One of the bikers goes to the man at the cash register and says "not much of a man is he!." "No" said the cashier, "aint much of a driver either, he just backed over twelve of your motorcycles"!.
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This was an accident, not a practical joke, but funny nonetheless!. My sister works as a medical assistant in a surgeon’s office!. Occasionally she calls patients to go over pre-surgery instructions!. One patient she called recently was an elderly woman!. My sister went over all the instructions with her and at the conclusion of the call wanted to remind the patient to arrive early so the nurses would have time to prep her!.
As my sister spoke, she was thinking 'prepare' and 'prep' at the same time!. She accidentally said to the patient, "Ma'am please arrives one hour early for PRAYER!." Before my sister had a chance to correct herself, the elderly patient had a shaky reply, "Ooh!.!.my!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This was an accident, not a practical joke, but funny nonetheless!. My sister works as a medical assistant in a surgeon’s office!. Occasionally she calls patients to go over pre-surgery instructions!. One patient she called recently was an elderly woman!. My sister went over all the instructions with her and at the conclusion of the call wanted to remind the patient to arrive early so the nurses would have time to prep her!.
As my sister spoke, she was thinking 'prepare' and 'prep' at the same time!. She accidentally said to the patient, "Ma'am please arrives one hour early for PRAYER!." Before my sister had a chance to correct herself, the elderly patient had a shaky reply, "Ooh!.!.my!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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VERY GOOD and duely starred!.
Thanks for sharing the one about your sister!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for sharing the one about your sister!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
2morro is hug a retard day so dont freak out like last yearWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool jokes only the 1st &3RDWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think the 3rd one is really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first & last ones the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!.
I'm a nurse and we laugh at work about goofy stuff that happens like the one with your sis!.
I can't tell it well but we once had a man in from Romania and were using a translation book to try to tell him to undress, that we had to give him enemas before his procedure and how we were going to do the enemas!. It was such a goofed-up mess!.
Thanks again for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a nurse and we laugh at work about goofy stuff that happens like the one with your sis!.
I can't tell it well but we once had a man in from Romania and were using a translation book to try to tell him to undress, that we had to give him enemas before his procedure and how we were going to do the enemas!. It was such a goofed-up mess!.
Thanks again for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com