Whats the funniest text message ever?!
Question: Whats the funniest text message ever!?
Answers:
one of my friends took my cell phone and sent a text message to all of the girls in my class saying "I love you in a lesbian way, marry me now and we'll be happy forever"!. I was so embarassed but everyone knew my friend stole my phone and was just joking : )
Not that theres anything wrong with being a lesbian though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not that theres anything wrong with being a lesbian though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah one that always made me laugh was the one thats like for new years
and it says something like
"cheers to the good times, the sunsets, the sunrises, the drinks, the parties, the friends, and here's to the text message three hours early in case i get so drunk and lose my phone!. Happy New Years!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
and it says something like
"cheers to the good times, the sunsets, the sunrises, the drinks, the parties, the friends, and here's to the text message three hours early in case i get so drunk and lose my phone!. Happy New Years!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
True" Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality!?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship!.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship!.
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry ba stard who made you sad!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get!.
5!. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again!. I don't want whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a s s
9!. This is my oath!.!.!.!.!. I pledge it to the end!. "Why!?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend"!.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of 4!.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth!.
That was the funniest one I've ever recieved!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality!?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship!.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship!.
1!. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry ba stard who made you sad!.
2!. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.
3!. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid!.
4!. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get!.
5!. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining!.
6!. When you are confused -- I will use little words!.
7!. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again!. I don't want whatever you have!.
8!. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a s s
9!. This is my oath!.!.!.!.!. I pledge it to the end!. "Why!?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend"!.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of 4!.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth!.
That was the funniest one I've ever recieved!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, On my phone it costs 10 cents to get a message (I thinkit's like that on every phone, idk!.) so anyways, Whenever they open a message and it's from me it always says, "Haha, loser! You just wasted 10 cents!." xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Me come to england poor n broke, Go down dole see social bloke!. Fill in form stand around, Kind man give me plenty of pound!. All is nicely settled down, Nice big house in Rotherham town!. Me think england damn fine place, Much 2 nice for a white man race!. God bless white man big and small, He pays tax to keeps us all!. And if u dont like coloured man!.!.!. Theres plenty of room in pakistan!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive always like this one:
The police are looking for a rapist with a 10inch Penis, Your *** is safe, but where should i hide!?
Lol, ive always loved that one, and i change one word, penis, but its meant to be the one begining with "C"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The police are looking for a rapist with a 10inch Penis, Your *** is safe, but where should i hide!?
Lol, ive always loved that one, and i change one word, penis, but its meant to be the one begining with "C"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i got a text once that said:
theres a few facts i want 2 tell u about,
fact 1 u cant touch all your teeth with ure tounge
fact 2 your an idiot coz u jst tried it
fact 3 u r laughing
fact 4 u r forwardin this 2 all ure idiot friends!
fact 5 u r still giggling 2 yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres a few facts i want 2 tell u about,
fact 1 u cant touch all your teeth with ure tounge
fact 2 your an idiot coz u jst tried it
fact 3 u r laughing
fact 4 u r forwardin this 2 all ure idiot friends!
fact 5 u r still giggling 2 yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why aren't Mexicans allowed to play UNO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.cause they steal all the green cards!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
It's not the funniest text message I've ever gotten but it's the only one I can remember!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'm Mexican!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I laughed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not the funniest text message I've ever gotten but it's the only one I can remember!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'm Mexican!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I laughed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not the funniest but quiet intresting!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
B4 the sunsets on 2007, B4 the memories fade, B4 the network get jammed & B4 u get drunk and lose your phone, Wish you a happy New year 4 2008Www@Enter-QA@Com
B4 the sunsets on 2007, B4 the memories fade, B4 the network get jammed & B4 u get drunk and lose your phone, Wish you a happy New year 4 2008Www@Enter-QA@Com
My sister always sends me dirty jokes, but I had to tell her to stop sending to everyone in her contacts list - they were also being sent to my 10yr old daughter; who had told her auntie to send more!!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man with no arms entered a masturbation competition but he didn't come anywhereWww@Enter-QA@Com
The answer to where are you!? text being;
"Here"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Here"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go on, tell us!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk!?Www@Enter-QA@Com