Got some funny jokes ?! put them and the best well get 10 points?!


Question: Got some funny jokes !?! put them and the best well get 10 points!?
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when a blonde missed the bus 44 she took the bus 22 twice insteadWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have three and i think there funny!
1)3 blondies were celebrating at a pub and the bartender aske dwhy are yall celebrating and one blonde said we just figured out a puzzle in one month and on the top of the puzzle it said 3 to 6 years!
2)There was one boy and he had a sterring wheel in his ding ding and anothr boy said doesnt that hurt and the boy said yes its drving me nuts!
3)there were 3 boys and they were ontop of a hill and everthing they say the become so one boy said i wish i was super man and flew away the other said i wish i was spider man and he flew away to then after the last boy said i wish i was (then he fell down a hill)and said **** !(cause he was mad)then he turned into dog crap!lo0 LOL!!! heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com

Some painting needed to be done around the house and a blonde thought she'd better do it so as to prove that she wasn't dumb!. On the next day when everyone was gone, she set to her task with much determination!. When everyone returned, they saw her lying in one room wearing a ski jacket and her favourite fur coat; she was drenched in sweat!.

When asked why she was wearing all those clothes, she reached for the can of paint, turned it around and held it up for everyone to read!.

"For good results, better put on two coats!."

Funny or not!? Heard it some days ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

there is a gay guy and a straight guy in a car!.
then the gay guy says, "in 30 seconds an deer will be in the road!."
sure enough, in 30 seconds, there is a deer in the road!.
the straight guy says, "how did u know that!?'
the gay guy says, "gay people know everything!."
so they drive to their friend's house and ring the !.!.!. (pause and let the person you're telling the joke to say, "doorbell!.")
(then say) "Gay people know everything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Little Johnny's neighbour had just brought home her new baby, and Johnny was warned by his parents that when they all went round to visit not to mention the fact that the newborn was born without ears, or Johnny would get a spanking from his parents!.
Johnny looked into the newborn's cot and turning to the childs mother said " What a lovely baby"
" Thank you" replied the new mother, "He has lovely er hands, feet and skin", replied Johnny, "How's his eyesight!?"
The mother replied "Oh yes it's perfect", she told him whilst cooing over the child, "That's great", shouted Johnny "cos he'd be f****d if he needed specs!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have you heard the one about the blonde who went to "Jokes & Riddles" and asked for jokes & riddles instead of reading the jokes & riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

a blonde went to a m'n'm factory and applyed for a job!. on the 2nd day she got fierd because she said she was just trowing away the w'sWww@Enter-QA@Com

WILL you are right!. I come to this section to read jokes and instead everyone is asking questions and/or posting on the wrong page!. where is yahoo when you need them!.!.!.!.WILL YOU ARE FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

a lawyer once said to a judge "i'm lying!." was he telling the truth!?

are you sure!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do you know how to keep a dummy in suspense!?

I'll tell you tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehe i think Will s should get "Best Answer"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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