Would you want to hear any of these ?!
Question: Would you want to hear any of these !?
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
1!. Better save that!. We'll need it for the autopsy!.
2!. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
3!. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4!. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
5!. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that!?
6!. Hand me that!.!.!. uh!.!.!. that uh!.!.!. thingie!.
7!. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!.
8!. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before!?
9!. Damn, there go the lights again!.!.!.
10!. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em!.
11!. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
12!. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off!.
13!. Anyone see where I left that scalpel!?
14!. I hope his family won't miss him
15!. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape!.
16!. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
17!. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card!?
18!. Don't worry!. I think it is sharp enough!.
19!. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Better save that!. We'll need it for the autopsy!.
2!. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
3!. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4!. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
5!. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that!?
6!. Hand me that!.!.!. uh!.!.!. that uh!.!.!. thingie!.
7!. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!.
8!. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before!?
9!. Damn, there go the lights again!.!.!.
10!. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em!.
11!. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
12!. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off!.
13!. Anyone see where I left that scalpel!?
14!. I hope his family won't miss him
15!. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape!.
16!. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
17!. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card!?
18!. Don't worry!. I think it is sharp enough!.
19!. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha~~!!!
hope my doctor doesn't know any of the word ~~!!!
i never thought surgery would be this scary~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hope my doctor doesn't know any of the word ~~!!!
i never thought surgery would be this scary~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, well I found that rather comical even if there isn't exactly an answer required here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
22!. Somebody pull up www!.howtodosurgery!.com!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hopefully i wouldn't be awake to hear them =/
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3 9 12 and 16 were the best
but to answer your question no i definately wouldnt want to hear any of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
but to answer your question no i definately wouldnt want to hear any of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
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3!. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Ha, ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would hate to get an operation after that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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20!. Oops!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!. More pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
no but that was funny keep rightingWww@Enter-QA@Com
21!. Oh! He was my bully at high school!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com