What time the bar opens?!
Question: What time the bar opens!?
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens!. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk!.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker!. "What time does the bar open!?" he asks!. "Same time as before!.!.!. Noon!." replies the clerk!.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "When joo shay the bar opins at!?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you!." "No!.!.!. I don't wanna git in!.!.!. Ah wanna git OUT!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker!. "What time does the bar open!?" he asks!. "Same time as before!.!.!. Noon!." replies the clerk!.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "When joo shay the bar opins at!?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you!." "No!.!.!. I don't wanna git in!.!.!. Ah wanna git OUT!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahha! that is soo funny! i thought he was going to rob the clerk or something! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
really a funny joke!.8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a nice one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice try boy 5/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's a good stoppy-back, as they say in the UK, free drinks on the house!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com