Do you talk to strangers on airplanes....???!
Question: Do you talk to strangers on airplanes!.!.!.!.!?!?!?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk!. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger!.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about!?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger!. 'How about nuclear power!?' and he smiles!.
'OK, ' she said!. 'That could be an interesting topic!. But let me ask you a question first!. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - !. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass!. Why do you suppose that is!?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea!.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t!?
~Peace~Www@Enter-QA@Com
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about!?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger!. 'How about nuclear power!?' and he smiles!.
'OK, ' she said!. 'That could be an interesting topic!. But let me ask you a question first!. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - !. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass!. Why do you suppose that is!?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea!.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t!?
~Peace~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's a good knee-slapper!
!.!.!. and I do talk to strangers on planes!.!.!. but usually only if they start!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. and I do talk to strangers on planes!.!.!. but usually only if they start!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks for the laugh and the lesson!
I have a tendency to talk too much, so it serves me good too!. I would talk to just about any stranger and just about anywhere, but I have been learning to keep to myself more and wait to see if the stranger wants to talk !.
Next time I am sitting next to a stranger, I will remember this one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh and the lesson!
I have a tendency to talk too much, so it serves me good too!. I would talk to just about any stranger and just about anywhere, but I have been learning to keep to myself more and wait to see if the stranger wants to talk !.
Next time I am sitting next to a stranger, I will remember this one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao, heh, funny joke!.!.!.haha!.!.!. :] smart gurl
O!.o dont kno y i said burn!.!. i never do!.!.!.just came 2 mind
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lmao, heh, funny joke!.!.!.haha!.!.!. :] smart gurl
O!.o dont kno y i said burn!.!. i never do!.!.!.just came 2 mind
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Nice one!. And to answer your question, I am sure I have occasionally talked to strangers on airplanes!.!.!.!.but I usually prefer to keep myself to myself in those situations!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh sweetheart ;)
EDIT: My bad :(!.!.!.Peace backatcha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
EDIT: My bad :(!.!.!.Peace backatcha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not usually!. It seems to be a rule not to talk to your seatmate unless absolutely necessary!. Cute joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.
But if i were the stranger I swear I'd like throw the little girl off the plane!.!. lol just because I hate little kids who thinks they're all that >:OWww@Enter-QA@Com
But if i were the stranger I swear I'd like throw the little girl off the plane!.!. lol just because I hate little kids who thinks they're all that >:OWww@Enter-QA@Com
Striking up conversations with little girls is a great way to get arrested!.
But anyways, I've never head this before!. Great joke! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
But anyways, I've never head this before!. Great joke! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!. Between a 7 and 8!. peaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahaha i had already heard this joke!. but its damn hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Very good, and yes I do talk to strangers on planes if they talk to me first!. It would be rude to ignore them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh- I needed it! And yes, I talk to people on airplanes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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