Ever wanted to annoy your guests?!


Question: Ever wanted to annoy your guests!?
Guess who’s back!!!!
I know you missed me!. What!? You what!? Shut up!.
Thanks to everyone who actually reads this junk! They ARE fun, I’ve done most of them!

1!. Before they arrive, adjust the tint on your tv so that everyone is green!. And remember…you LIKE it that way!
2!. Your dog’s name is “Dog”!. Your cats name is “Cat!.” Or, alternatively, switch the names
3!. Every time somebody says something, reply “or so you think”
4!. Walk backwards
5!. Run backwards
6!. Sdrawkcab klat
7!. Eat backwards (!?!)
8!. When things get quiet, run to the bathroom and grab some air freshner!. Return and proceed to spray everyone in the room, laughing hysterically, and then sit down as if nothing happened
9!. If there’s kids there…!.offer the kids wine, and the adults milk!. When they laugh like you’re joking(they will), give them a blank look and fetch the kid a wine and the adult a milk!. If they try to switch – laugh, take the wine out the adults hand, and say “I don’t think you’re old enough to drink that” and give it back to the kid!.
10!. DURING CHRISTMAS: set up Halloween decorations and play horror movies
11!. Mow the lawn and plant some nice flowers before they arrive!. When they come, say that you wish your lawn was nicer!. They’ll probably say that it’s lovely!. Pull a face, run outside, and cut the law with scissors!.
12!. Wear your pants backwards!. If they comment, simply look at them and say very seriously “yes!. And!?”
13!. Dress as Superman
14!. Dress as Spongebob Squarepants
15!. Never make eye contact
16!. Never break eye contact
17!. Stare at their eyebrows!. Run and get your scissors (they’re in the lawn, remember!?) and act like you’re going to cut their eyebrows!.
18!. Cut their eyebrows
19!. Wear stage makeup
20!. Place your shoes on the table
21!. Speak in a strong Welsh accent
22!. Ride a unicycle
23!. Every time someone says something, tell them to “PROVE IT!!!”
24!. Take a shower!. Feel guilty!. Give it back!. Explain this to your guests!.
25!. Mow your carpet in presence of company
26!. Vacuum your lawn in presence of company
27!. Every two minutes ask “do you know the muffin man!?”
28!. Talk to yourself through two cellphones
29!. Bark like a dog whenever someone says the word “and”
30!. Talk!. In!. Short!. Bursts!.
31!. Always do things in uneven numbers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lol! also heres a good one!!. If someone says something quietly to you, reply loudly "No I WOULD'NT do THAT with you even if you paid me! I'm (straight/married/celibate ect)!Www@Enter-QA@Com

BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is so stupid and predictable but I nearly pissed myself laughing!. lol so random!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I do these all the time!. You mean people find that annoying!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fantastic, i am really gonna try tht! thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is just junkWww@Enter-QA@Com

we must have met
how the hell do you know me!?
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

uhu!.!.!.uhu!.!.!.so!.!.!.u do them in dat order!?

lol!.!.!. sounds like my typ a pranks(-ish)

i do weird stuff 2!.
1!. twist ur fingers @ a weird angle
2!. make random noises!. Like if every1’s quiet, jus start groaning
3!. wen som1 makes a bad/dirty/sick joke, sit down on d floor & start rocking back & forth

!.!.!.2 see more click link http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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