Never choke in a restaurant in the South!?!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant!. While having a bite to eat,
they
talk about their moonshine operation!.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to
cough!. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real
distress!. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya
swallar!?'

The woman shakes her head no!.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe!?'

The woman begins to turn blue and s! hakes h er head no!.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue!.
The
woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies
out of her mouth!. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks
slowly
back to his table!.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

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