I'm Scottish and need a laugh?!
Question: I'm Scottish and need a laugh!?
What are the best stereotypes you can throw at me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts!?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a long way off!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a long way off!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last time I was in Scotland I saw a pub with a sign up saying;
"All drinks at 1945 prices" The bar was empty but a huge crowd had gathered outside!. "What's going on!?" I asked the Landlord "Why are all those men standing outside when the beer is only three pence a pint!?"
"They're waiting for happy hour" he said!
I heard that copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"All drinks at 1945 prices" The bar was empty but a huge crowd had gathered outside!. "What's going on!?" I asked the Landlord "Why are all those men standing outside when the beer is only three pence a pint!?"
"They're waiting for happy hour" he said!
I heard that copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
First of all, let me tell you I have several Scottish friends,,,,,
How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob!? -Nae bother, just go around with a collection box!
How do you take a census in Scotland!?---Throw 10 p in the street!.
How do you spot a Scottish trawler!?--The one not being followed by seagulls!
Why are so many churches in Scotland circular!?----So that no one can hide in the corners during collection!
What do you call a Scotsman at the World Cup finals!?-----Ref!
Did you hear about the Scotsman who got a cab to take him & his girlfriend home!? She was so beauiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob!? -Nae bother, just go around with a collection box!
How do you take a census in Scotland!?---Throw 10 p in the street!.
How do you spot a Scottish trawler!?--The one not being followed by seagulls!
Why are so many churches in Scotland circular!?----So that no one can hide in the corners during collection!
What do you call a Scotsman at the World Cup finals!?-----Ref!
Did you hear about the Scotsman who got a cab to take him & his girlfriend home!? She was so beauiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you stop a scot being sea sick!?
Tie their hands behind their backs hang them over the side with their wallet in their mouth!.
Why do 50 pence pieces have seven sides!?
You need a wrench to get one from a scot!.
How was the Grand canyon formed!?
A Scot dropped a coin down a rabbit hole!.
Scotland is the only place where the standard taxis have 40 seats, cos they all share the fare!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tie their hands behind their backs hang them over the side with their wallet in their mouth!.
Why do 50 pence pieces have seven sides!?
You need a wrench to get one from a scot!.
How was the Grand canyon formed!?
A Scot dropped a coin down a rabbit hole!.
Scotland is the only place where the standard taxis have 40 seats, cos they all share the fare!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Space mission conference -
Dr - O'Reily = So we be launching the furst Irish mission to land on tha sun!.
TV reporter = "The sun !? surely that dangerous, the heat is unimaginable"
Dr - O'Reily = Dont you be worrying young lady, we be thinking about dat and we be going at night!.
LOL LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dr - O'Reily = So we be launching the furst Irish mission to land on tha sun!.
TV reporter = "The sun !? surely that dangerous, the heat is unimaginable"
Dr - O'Reily = Dont you be worrying young lady, we be thinking about dat and we be going at night!.
LOL LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like stereotyping!.
I like Scottish people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like Scottish people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go drink ur wiskey lol
soz u asked 4 it im 1/2 scottish anyway lol
go eat ur haggis and stop beating us at rugby lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
soz u asked 4 it im 1/2 scottish anyway lol
go eat ur haggis and stop beating us at rugby lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well being Scottish, I suppose you would need cheering up a bit!. ONLY KIDDING! Hope you've got a sence of humour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mon the jocks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm scottish too :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
go watch rangers insted of buggin me!Www@Enter-QA@Com