What is the best Michigan (football/university) Joke you know?!
Question: What is the best Michigan (football/university) Joke you know!?
Im an OSU fan and i like to hear these jokes!. Most of them can be applied both ways so its all for fun and getting in the mode for a game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well I know a bunch of Detroit Lions jokes!.!.!. You could substitute Michigan for them though:
--How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard!?
Put up goal posts!.
--How does a Detroit Lion count to ten!?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!.
--How do you know when the Detroit Lions are gonna run the ball!?
The back comes out of the huddle crying!.
--What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Superbowl ring!?
A thief!.
--What do you call 41 people sitting around a tv watching the Superbowl!?
The Detroit Lions!.
--What's the difference between the Taliban and the Detroit Lions!?
The Taliban has a running game!.
Lol!.!.!. if I think of more I'll add them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
--How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard!?
Put up goal posts!.
--How does a Detroit Lion count to ten!?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!.
--How do you know when the Detroit Lions are gonna run the ball!?
The back comes out of the huddle crying!.
--What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Superbowl ring!?
A thief!.
--What do you call 41 people sitting around a tv watching the Superbowl!?
The Detroit Lions!.
--What's the difference between the Taliban and the Detroit Lions!?
The Taliban has a running game!.
Lol!.!.!. if I think of more I'll add them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, so the michign star q b fails his math class, and cant play so the mich!. coach tells the teacher to let him take a final test and if he passes he plays so on game day that qb runs on the field where the teach!. and coach are waiting, the teach says ok here is your final exam, what is 2 x 2 !?, the player thinks and then says 4!, the crowd is slent, but then start chanting ONE MORE TRY!!!!!
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