I'll pick you for 10 points if you tell me the funniest thing.?!
Question: I'll pick you for 10 points if you tell me the funniest thing!.!?
I have a rough day!. Pls say something entertaining to me~ T_TWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it makes me funny when i see your avatarWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and my frend played wtf its a game we made up here what i sed
the question Would you ever throw a pie in someones face even if it was their birthday!?
my answer
if the birthday girl ws running down hill at 45 mph then she is on steroids and ther for deserves the certain pie of sparkler blue magic in the face, and if the chuck roast was chucked at the lying snake in the rabbits intertube its not my fault because its for narnia and for aslan, and when running back to a movie theater for a jacket and the clown slips and falls we laf and if ther is a jack rabbit skipping towards the turtles belly button and drama just happens to skadoosh towards a beer bottle and falls over next to a drunk sailor aboards the ship adn takes a hint of whiskey then wakes up next to kate in bed with the belimia ill natalie drama wil have to get up and run toward the crystal geeeeeeeser to surpass upto the surpant and touch the budhas stomach the kiss the kat and die then yes the birthday person does deserve the pie into the facial area
haha i think its funnnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the question Would you ever throw a pie in someones face even if it was their birthday!?
my answer
if the birthday girl ws running down hill at 45 mph then she is on steroids and ther for deserves the certain pie of sparkler blue magic in the face, and if the chuck roast was chucked at the lying snake in the rabbits intertube its not my fault because its for narnia and for aslan, and when running back to a movie theater for a jacket and the clown slips and falls we laf and if ther is a jack rabbit skipping towards the turtles belly button and drama just happens to skadoosh towards a beer bottle and falls over next to a drunk sailor aboards the ship adn takes a hint of whiskey then wakes up next to kate in bed with the belimia ill natalie drama wil have to get up and run toward the crystal geeeeeeeser to surpass upto the surpant and touch the budhas stomach the kiss the kat and die then yes the birthday person does deserve the pie into the facial area
haha i think its funnnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this really funny joke!.!.!.
it goes like this!.!.!.
A man goes to a bar with his dog!. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink!. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog!." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me!." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door!.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua!. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog!." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar!. He asks for a drink!. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog!." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so!. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs!." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What!?!!?! They gave me a Chihuahua!?!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
it goes like this!.!.!.
A man goes to a bar with his dog!. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink!. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog!." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me!." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door!.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua!. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog!." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar!. He asks for a drink!. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog!." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so!. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs!." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What!?!!?! They gave me a Chihuahua!?!!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still live," Osama himself decided to send George W!. A letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game!. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H"
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell!. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI!. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, on then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service!. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help!.
The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell!. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI!. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, on then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service!. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help!.
The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My most embarassing moment:
I was working as a cashier at a grocery store!. One day they were short people so they asked me to come in and work one of the sample tables!.
I was assigned to take pre-cut pieces of chicken and sautee them in some sauce and put them in a little cup for customers!. This was an advertisement for the discount on the boneless, skinless, chicken breasts!.
Halfway through, I was asked to use the loud speaker to make an announcement about said boneless, skinless chicken breasts!. They gave me a script to follow and it said "Hello shoppers! Come back to the meat department where I'm cooking some of my boneless, skinless chicken breasts! Only $1!.99 a pound! Take some home today"
So I get on the loudspeaker and I said "Hello Shoppers!" Then I dropped the script and I tried to remember what it said and I couldn't remember so I tried to improvise it and I ended up saying "Come on back to the meat department! I'm cooking my breasts!" And then horrified at what I had just said I quickly added "umm!.!.!.boneless!.!.!.!.chicken breasts only$1!.99perpound thanks!" (all said in 1 breath)
Seriously that is true!. And literally the whole store just got real quiet and everyone around me turned to look at me and stare and the butchers in the meat department were laughing their heads off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was working as a cashier at a grocery store!. One day they were short people so they asked me to come in and work one of the sample tables!.
I was assigned to take pre-cut pieces of chicken and sautee them in some sauce and put them in a little cup for customers!. This was an advertisement for the discount on the boneless, skinless, chicken breasts!.
Halfway through, I was asked to use the loud speaker to make an announcement about said boneless, skinless chicken breasts!. They gave me a script to follow and it said "Hello shoppers! Come back to the meat department where I'm cooking some of my boneless, skinless chicken breasts! Only $1!.99 a pound! Take some home today"
So I get on the loudspeaker and I said "Hello Shoppers!" Then I dropped the script and I tried to remember what it said and I couldn't remember so I tried to improvise it and I ended up saying "Come on back to the meat department! I'm cooking my breasts!" And then horrified at what I had just said I quickly added "umm!.!.!.boneless!.!.!.!.chicken breasts only$1!.99perpound thanks!" (all said in 1 breath)
Seriously that is true!. And literally the whole store just got real quiet and everyone around me turned to look at me and stare and the butchers in the meat department were laughing their heads off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head!. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on!.
The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!"!. Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!"!.
So, both of the women stared at the news waiting to know what's gonna happen!. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50!. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money!. I saw the news earlier this mornin', I knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff!."
And the blonde says "Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!"!. Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!"!.
So, both of the women stared at the news waiting to know what's gonna happen!. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50!. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money!. I saw the news earlier this mornin', I knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff!."
And the blonde says "Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
these two guys were in a fight and then one lets say his name is joe and the other is Bob so joe got so mad he was like ok dude guess what my favorate ballet is!?
Bob said what
Joe raises his foot and says THE NUTTCRACKER!! and ya know kicks him in the balls haha its from that 70's show my friend told me hope you cheer up :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bob said what
Joe raises his foot and says THE NUTTCRACKER!! and ya know kicks him in the balls haha its from that 70's show my friend told me hope you cheer up :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"A boss is like a diaper, always on your ***, and usually full of ****!"
Please excuse my language, haha!.
"Taste the rainbow, eat crayons!"
Those are pretty freakin' mediocre, but oh well!
Oo, oo, I know! How 'bout some Yo Momma Jokes!
"Yo Momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!" Hahaha!.
I try, I try!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please excuse my language, haha!.
"Taste the rainbow, eat crayons!"
Those are pretty freakin' mediocre, but oh well!
Oo, oo, I know! How 'bout some Yo Momma Jokes!
"Yo Momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!" Hahaha!.
I try, I try!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.!.!.!.a lady walks into a store with two kids!.!.!.!.
A man walks up to her and asks "are they twins!?"
The lady says "no, one's 14 and one is 8 why would you think they're twins!?"
The man says "I couldnt imagine anyone would wanna f*ck you twice"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks up to her and asks "are they twins!?"
The lady says "no, one's 14 and one is 8 why would you think they're twins!?"
The man says "I couldnt imagine anyone would wanna f*ck you twice"Www@Enter-QA@Com
do u have a hole in your socks
how do u put your feet in it
check this out
http://www!.youtube!.com!./watch!?v=j6D4pm8q!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do u put your feet in it
check this out
http://www!.youtube!.com!./watch!?v=j6D4pm8q!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Fitxofd7k!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day this girl wore a shirt to school with a beautiful mountain scene!.
That day at recess a boy came up to her and said, "those are nice mountains" and everyone laughed and he didnt know yWww@Enter-QA@Com
That day at recess a boy came up to her and said, "those are nice mountains" and everyone laughed and he didnt know yWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=7lFg_Jy0c!.!.!. this definitely made MY day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A car backfired and my dad staggered in the house holding his stomach, saying THEY GOT ME!!
my little brother peed his pants and almost faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
my little brother peed his pants and almost faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
The Jonas Brothers are going to turn out to be gay and the whole world will fall apartWww@Enter-QA@Com
vaginal intercourseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is the reason Walso is hiding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let's flip a coin, heads i get tail, tails i get head ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Imagine your boss in assless chaps!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well im a musician, and i was on stage last week, and my pants fell down :xWww@Enter-QA@Com
suck it up
flapjackWww@Enter-QA@Com
flapjackWww@Enter-QA@Com
My dog just attacked a raccoon!.!.!.!.it looked like he was raping it!.!.!.!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
My cat plays pool!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com