A Joke , please rate .. ?!
Question: A Joke , please rate !.!. !?
There was three passengers in a plane that was about to crash!. One was the smartest man in the world, one was the President of the United States, and one was a little girl!. However, there was only two parachutes!.
The first man, the smartest man in the world, stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes!. I, being the smartest man, am one of those!." With that he grabbed one and jumped out!.
The president looked at the little girl and said, "I've led a good long life, and you're just starting yours!. You take the last parachute!."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, there is one for both of us!. The smartest man in the world just took my backpackWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first man, the smartest man in the world, stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes!. I, being the smartest man, am one of those!." With that he grabbed one and jumped out!.
The president looked at the little girl and said, "I've led a good long life, and you're just starting yours!. You take the last parachute!."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, there is one for both of us!. The smartest man in the world just took my backpackWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I've heard it before but with different personalities , but it's very amusing though!
9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10! Although, if it wasn't a joke and was some kind of scene in a movie, I would be very touched at what that president said!.!.!. Awww!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shouldn't our president have been the one dumb enough to take the backpack!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good variation on an old joke, well done, 9/10!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.lol!.!.!.he wasnt the smartest person after all!.!.!.
i give it 5 stars ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
i give it 5 stars ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that funny, but really enjoyed it,
guess that guy wasn't so smart ;PWww@Enter-QA@Com
guess that guy wasn't so smart ;PWww@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao best joke ever star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
not that funny but its a good joke !.!.!. i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
its very old but i will give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before!. still made me smile though!. star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke i like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh!! i will tell my workmates! they always stress up from working n i think this joke will cheer them up!Www@Enter-QA@Com