Great joke?!
Question: Great joke!?
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75,
pushing the pedal even more!. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw the Highway Patrol behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring!.
He accelerated to 100 mph, then 110, then 120!.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing!? I'm too
old for this,' and he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival!.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said,
'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes!. Today is Friday!.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go!.
The old gentleman paused, then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with
a Florida State trooper!. I thought you were bringing her back!.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pushing the pedal even more!. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw the Highway Patrol behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring!.
He accelerated to 100 mph, then 110, then 120!.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing!? I'm too
old for this,' and he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival!.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said,
'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes!. Today is Friday!.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go!.
The old gentleman paused, then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with
a Florida State trooper!. I thought you were bringing her back!.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
IMAO!!!! That was good i liked it im sharing it with all my friends!. Grandpa's a high way trooper i think i'll tell him this too!!!! that was good *satr*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhh, I love this!. He he, I'm going to tell it to everyone!. And I'm marking it as interesting :DD
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I'll have to remember that if I ever get caught speeding only it would be my husband instead of wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.!. haha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol - They'd still give me the damn ticket!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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