My Top Five list ?!


Question: My Top Five list !?
Yesterday My husband took me on a day long truck run for the very first time!. When we got home He presented me with this list!.
The Top Five reasons my husband will never take me on another truck run:
5!. I sprayed his cab down with a rose scented deorderizer!.

4!. In his log book I wrote things down like!.!.!.!.turned left at the pretty pink house with ceramic frogs in the flower beds!.

3!.I told all of his fellow drivers at the truckstop all about his hemroidectomy last winter!.!.

2!. I gave the nice single good looking D!.O!.T!. officer my husband's single sister's name and phone number!.

and the number one reason is!.!.!.


I drew little bras with a marker on the pictures in his tittie girls calendar while he was fueling up at a station!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
My impression of this is simple: My husband likes the great out doors and all it encompasses: hunting and fishing to stock up the freezer!. I am a city person who misses concerts and cultural exhibitions and having access to different stores (books, music, libraries, etc!.) We moved from Vancovouver to a very small ranching village in the Thompson-Okanagan region of British Columbia!. From a population of one million people to approximately 9,000 in total!.

He loves it and I have been trying to get over my cultural shock!.

Only one of us is really loving it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Rofl!.!.!.PC I am simply speechless, lol, and that's unusual for me!.

You do realize you have likely traumatized this poor man for life!?

Lol, why I can envision him now, driving down that long lonely highway, glancing over at his defaced calendar and smiling to himself, and thinking!.!.!.

"I just LOVE that crazy woman!" Now I remember exactly why I married her!.:pWww@Enter-QA@Com

Before we married, my ex once took me on one of his OTR trips (illegally, of course) and it was the end of my vacation that year - worst vacation I ever had, and a good indication of why I should never have married the sob!.

I'm cleaning right now, I'll be back with my list!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was VERY funny, Ms Crone!.!.!.!. Thanks for the laugh after my question got deleted for solicitation!. I'm a WHORE now :((

Brightest Blessings,
Raji the Green WitchWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. I could have forgiven you 2 through 5, but the little bras would have been the deal breaker!. No more truck runs for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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