Enjoy these jokes?!
Question: Enjoy these jokes!?
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back!.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word!?
Eat right!. Stay fit!. Die anyway!.
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Phobia of long words
Do you have trouble making up your mind!? Well, yes or no
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it!.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking!.
Error, no keyboard!. Press F1 to continue!.
I'm at the age where I want two girls!. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to!.
My wife made me join a bridge club!. I jump off next Tuesday!.
My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock
went to a bar for a few drinks!. The bartender asked what I wanted!. "Surprise me", I said!. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife!.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word!?
Eat right!. Stay fit!. Die anyway!.
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Phobia of long words
Do you have trouble making up your mind!? Well, yes or no
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it!.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives!.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking!.
Error, no keyboard!. Press F1 to continue!.
I'm at the age where I want two girls!. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to!.
My wife made me join a bridge club!. I jump off next Tuesday!.
My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock
went to a bar for a few drinks!. The bartender asked what I wanted!. "Surprise me", I said!. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife!.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha i enjoyed mostly all of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Superb Brilliant u should join the last comic standing !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
goood stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I liked most of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
those were dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com