Which pub do you chose.....funny?!

'As good as this is,' said the Scotsman,
> 'I still prefer the pubs back home!.
> >
> > In Glasgow, there's a wee place called
> McTavish's!. The landlord goes out of his way for the
> locals!. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth
> drink!.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Well, Angus,' said the Englishman, 'At my
> local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your
> third drink after you buy the first two!.'
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Ahhh, dat's nothin',' said the
> Newfie!. 'Back home in Sin Jahn's, there's the
> Codfish Bar!. The moment you set foot in the place,
> they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks
> you like, actually!. Then, when you've had enough
> drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets
> laid, all on the house!'
> >
> >
> >
> > The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the
> Newfie's claims, but he swears every word is true!.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Well,' said the Englishman, still suspicious!.
> 'Did this actually happen to you!?'
> >
> > 'Not meself, personally, no,' admitted the
> Newf!. 'But it did happen to me sister quite a few
> times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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