Remembering school days?!
Question: Remembering school days!?
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon!?"
Pupil : "The moon"!.
Teacher : "Why!?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"!.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?"
Pupil : "A teacher"!.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition"!.
Teacher : "What do you mean!?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"!.
Teacher : "What about your mother!?"
Sam : "She's a woman"!.
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed!?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"!.
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing!?"
Student : "Brotherly love"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pupil : "The moon"!.
Teacher : "Why!?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"!.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?"
Pupil : "A teacher"!.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition"!.
Teacher : "What do you mean!?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"!.
Teacher : "What about your mother!?"
Sam : "She's a woman"!.
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed!?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"!.
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing!?"
Student : "Brotherly love"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Loved it! In fact, I'm going to forward it to all my friends and family!. I owe it all to you, my friend! If I would wish, I could give you a million stars, but that's not possible, so I gave you a star!. I really appreciated your joke!. But one thing I loved about you! You are willing to spend 5 points to make us laugh!. I thank you a million times for that!.
I appreciated your joke so much that I have typed a joke for you!
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, “Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!.“
The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, “Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?“
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
I appreciated your joke so much that I have typed a joke for you!
A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing!. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere!. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all!. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, “Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know!. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb!.“
The people in her office were somewhat dubious!. One of her co-workers finally asked, “Ok, what’s the capital of Texas!?“
The blonde smugly replied, “T!.”
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg !.!. for reading this joke at 4!.25am that really made me crack !.!.!.
teacher > students , do u believe in God !?
pupil > yes , why not !?
teacher > but He is invisible , how can u see Him !? doesn't that prove that He doesn't exist !?
1 pupil > ok , if u accept it from that perspective !.!.!. my friends , do u think our teacher has a brain !?
pupil > NOOOO
1 pupil > why not !?
pupil > becoz we can't see it !.!.
teacher > looking ashamed n embarassedWww@Enter-QA@Com
teacher > students , do u believe in God !?
pupil > yes , why not !?
teacher > but He is invisible , how can u see Him !? doesn't that prove that He doesn't exist !?
1 pupil > ok , if u accept it from that perspective !.!.!. my friends , do u think our teacher has a brain !?
pupil > NOOOO
1 pupil > why not !?
pupil > becoz we can't see it !.!.
teacher > looking ashamed n embarassedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Student: Can I go to the bathroom!?
Teacher: Not until you say the alphabet!.
Student: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's the 'P!?'
Student: It's running down my pants, so can I go now!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher: Not until you say the alphabet!.
Student: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's the 'P!?'
Student: It's running down my pants, so can I go now!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for taking us back to school!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! that was good!How bout this!?
Teacher: If i had 5 apples in one hand and 7 in the other what would I have!?
Student:Really big hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher: If i had 5 apples in one hand and 7 in the other what would I have!?
Student:Really big hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left!?'' She calls on little Johnny!.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot!.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU!. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream!. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!. Which one is married!?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on!.!.!.but I like your thinking!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot!.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking!.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU!. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream!. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream!. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone!. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream!. Which one is married!?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone!.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on!.!.!.but I like your thinking!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com