Wanna here yet another lawyer joke?!


Question: Wanna here yet another lawyer joke!?
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates!. St!. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place!."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in!. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements!.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell!?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great!. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!."

God replies, "What!?!?!? You've got an engineer!? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!."

Satan says, "No way!. I'm keeping him!."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right!. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
twinkle twinkle heres a star pick me as best anwser and youll get more lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.
love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

great joke! lol, you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!. omg!. that was so funny!. im gonna give you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories