Please rate this Joke?!
Question: Please rate this Joke!?
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp!. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!.
The genie said,
'OK!. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah!. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three!. You only get one wish!.'
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said,
'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick!. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit!?'
The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible!. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific!? Think of how much concrete!.!.!. how much steel! No, think of another wish!.'
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish!. Finally, he said,
'I've been married and divorced four times!. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive!. So, I wish that I could understand women!.!.!. know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment!.!.!. know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"!.!.!. know how to make them truly happy!. !.'
The genie said,
'You want that bridge two lanes or four!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The genie said,
'OK!. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah!. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three!. You only get one wish!.'
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said,
'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick!. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit!?'
The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible!. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific!? Think of how much concrete!.!.!. how much steel! No, think of another wish!.'
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish!. Finally, he said,
'I've been married and divorced four times!. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive!. So, I wish that I could understand women!.!.!. know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment!.!.!. know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"!.!.!. know how to make them truly happy!. !.'
The genie said,
'You want that bridge two lanes or four!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Most definitely amusing to say the least, and I'll give 9/10 too!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i think ive heard this before but i really like it and i forgot how it was gonna end so when i got to the end it was a pleasant suprise haha ill give the joke a 9!.0 good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
And the genie thought the first wish was impossible!
7!.5/10, because I've heard this kind of joke before, but it doesn't get oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
7!.5/10, because I've heard this kind of joke before, but it doesn't get oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
dang that is funny 9!.5!!! hahahahaha =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.!.ha!.!.!.you have a good sense of humour!.!.!.stars for you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, 10/10, that's pretty funny I gotta admit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
8/10, not that bad!.!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
5/10 it was ok!. not 2 good :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL That's Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
id give it a 20!.!.!.on a scale of 1-10!.!.where 10 is being extremely lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
1 to 10 i give it a 7!.
not too bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not too bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1/10!. did u get that from a christmas cracker!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a 7 i liked it its like one of those jokes that makes you go awww!!! did he just say!!! so ya its good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com