How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?!
Question: How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married!?
How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married!?
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room!.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room!.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room!.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love!."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing!."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about!?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have!.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot!.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money!.
LOVE - When you share everything you own!.
LUST - When you steal everything they own!.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything!.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax!.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax!.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax!?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi!."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room!.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****!.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner!.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number!.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks!.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings!.
LUST - When you couldn't give a ****!.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV!.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling!.!.!."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week!.!.!."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief!.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner!.
LUST - When you only see each other naked!.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake!.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them!.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them!.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them!.
LOVE - When nobody else matters!.
LUST - When nobody else knows!.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows!.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel!.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it!.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room!.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room!.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room!.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love!."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing!."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about!?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have!.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot!.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money!.
LOVE - When you share everything you own!.
LUST - When you steal everything they own!.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything!.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax!.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax!.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax!?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi!."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room!.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****!.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner!.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number!.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks!.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings!.
LUST - When you couldn't give a ****!.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV!.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling!.!.!."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week!.!.!."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief!.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner!.
LUST - When you only see each other naked!.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake!.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them!.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them!.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them!.
LOVE - When nobody else matters!.
LUST - When nobody else knows!.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows!.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel!.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it!.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh my god as sad as this is to reveal but ive been in a relationship for 3 and a half years we are NOT MARRIED we have a baby girl and every one of those in marriage described our relationship to a T is it time to spice things up abit or do i need a new bloke i miss the love part of a relationship when you cant stop thinking about each other!.
i love my partner but the sad fact is once you live with em have there babies the effort and affection goes what a shame!.
to all those single girls out there live it up, sleep around, go on holidays, get drunk, be merry and stay SINGLExxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love my partner but the sad fact is once you live with em have there babies the effort and affection goes what a shame!.
to all those single girls out there live it up, sleep around, go on holidays, get drunk, be merry and stay SINGLExxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, good joke!. Yet as I read the joke I was thinking, it's a shame we have such negative images (some which are true) of marriage!. Is it possible to have a combination of "Love" and "Marriage"!?
To answer your question, sometimes all we humans have are "the signs"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To answer your question, sometimes all we humans have are "the signs"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha so good (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny and sadly true lol still made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ask Your HeartWww@Enter-QA@Com