Are you ever Bored while your Signicant Other shops?!


Question: Are you ever Bored while your Signicant Other shops!?
Most Guys want to Get-In, Get-Out Shopping, while the Ladies like to Browse for a few Days!. Here's some things to Occupy your Time(and Probably get Banned, but you're Out!):

1!.Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking!.

2!.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals!.

3!.Stand at a closed register and do your nails!.

4!.Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares!. Get on it right away!."

5!.Go to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway!.

6!.Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area!.

7!.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department!.

8!.When a clerk askes if they could help you, begin crying and scream, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"

9!.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while picking nose!.

10!.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are!.

11!.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme!.

12!.In the auto department, practice the "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels!.

13!.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14!.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!"

And last, but not least

15!.Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Haha I love those! Have to admit I've actually done a few as well!.!.!. is that bad!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

being married and all!.!.!.!.!.she gets to go shopping on her own as long as she's back before 12 otherwise she turns into whitney houston!Www@Enter-QA@Com

These were GREAT, I might try them!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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