Can anyone tell me a good joke?!
Question: Can anyone tell me a good joke!?
I'm in need of a laugh!.
Any joke, whatever you got!.
Funniest one wins 10 points!
thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Any joke, whatever you got!.
Funniest one wins 10 points!
thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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"funny jokes"
Any of the 10,000,000, pages will do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"funny jokes"
Any of the 10,000,000, pages will do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I left my watch upstairs!.
Call it ,it may RUN DOWN,
I can't ,we have a WINDING staircase!.
how do you know that an elephant is in the refrigerator!?
By his footprints in the butter!.
How do you shoot an blue elephant!?
With a blue elephant gun!.
Why do elephants have flat feet !?
From jumping out of palm trees!.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle betwwen two and four in the afternoon!?
Because that is when elephants are jumping out of palm trees!.
How do you shoot a pink elephant!?,
You hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with the blue elephant gun!.
Why are pygmies so small!?
they went into the jungle between the two and four in the afternoon!.
How do you get an elephant into a volkwagen!?
You can't because , he is still in the refrigerator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call it ,it may RUN DOWN,
I can't ,we have a WINDING staircase!.
how do you know that an elephant is in the refrigerator!?
By his footprints in the butter!.
How do you shoot an blue elephant!?
With a blue elephant gun!.
Why do elephants have flat feet !?
From jumping out of palm trees!.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle betwwen two and four in the afternoon!?
Because that is when elephants are jumping out of palm trees!.
How do you shoot a pink elephant!?,
You hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with the blue elephant gun!.
Why are pygmies so small!?
they went into the jungle between the two and four in the afternoon!.
How do you get an elephant into a volkwagen!?
You can't because , he is still in the refrigerator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
daddy phone call
* rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello!?'**
**'Hi honey!.**
**This is Daddy!.**
**Is Mommy near the phone!?'**
**'No, Daddy!.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now!.!.'**
Brief Pause!.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone!.**
**'I did it, Daddy!.'**
**'And what happened, honey!?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming!.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool!.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it!.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!.'**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.**
**Is this 486-5731!?'*
**No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
* rrriiiinnnngg,**
**'Hello!?'**
**'Hi honey!.**
**This is Daddy!.**
**Is Mommy near the phone!?'**
**'No, Daddy!.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now!.!.'**
Brief Pause!.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone!.**
**'I did it, Daddy!.'**
**'And what happened, honey!?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming!.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool!.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it!.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!.'**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.**
**Is this 486-5731!?'*
**No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
get a bowl of water and take a stick and hold it up to the celling wit the stick and let her hold it and then stand back 10 feet!.!.!.!.and when her arm lets go the water will fall!.!.!.!.tell her its a magic trick so she will hold it!.!.!.!.!.never fails!.!.!.!.
take a phone and hide the phone in the cellin of on the fan where its not visible and then call it in the moring and she will try to turn it off and not be able to find it
get a computer and it might take 5 mintues to do frist go to the shutdown icon and press it so u see the shutdown window up!.!.!.!.then press PrtSc SysReq button at the top of the keyboard and then go to ms paint!. then press Crtl+V and press save as wallpaper!.!.!.!.then close out paint and right click on the propeties and then desktop and go to browse and find the wallpaper you just made and then set it as the desktop and press aply!.!.!.then when ur sister goes to use the computer she will not be able to press canel on the shutdown window cause it is the desktop!.!.!.!.lo
this might be a little messes but its harlouis!.!.!.!.!.frist get a 2 liter of coke and unsrew the top and get a mentos and tread a neddle though it wit some yarn and then put the mentos in the coke wit out lettin it go and then screw the top back on and then we she goes to open it the mentos will reliese
and tell some one to tell you a knock knock joke
and when they say knock knock say COME IN
instead of whos there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
take a phone and hide the phone in the cellin of on the fan where its not visible and then call it in the moring and she will try to turn it off and not be able to find it
get a computer and it might take 5 mintues to do frist go to the shutdown icon and press it so u see the shutdown window up!.!.!.!.then press PrtSc SysReq button at the top of the keyboard and then go to ms paint!. then press Crtl+V and press save as wallpaper!.!.!.!.then close out paint and right click on the propeties and then desktop and go to browse and find the wallpaper you just made and then set it as the desktop and press aply!.!.!.then when ur sister goes to use the computer she will not be able to press canel on the shutdown window cause it is the desktop!.!.!.!.lo
this might be a little messes but its harlouis!.!.!.!.!.frist get a 2 liter of coke and unsrew the top and get a mentos and tread a neddle though it wit some yarn and then put the mentos in the coke wit out lettin it go and then screw the top back on and then we she goes to open it the mentos will reliese
and tell some one to tell you a knock knock joke
and when they say knock knock say COME IN
instead of whos there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do u kill a blonde!?
give her a gun and tell her its a hairdryer
how many babies does it take to paint a house!?
depends how hard u throw them!.
how do u confuse a blonde!?
put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner!?
how does a blonde confuse u!?
she tells u she found a corner
what do u call a blonde behind the steering wheel!?
an airbag
haha they crack me up!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
give her a gun and tell her its a hairdryer
how many babies does it take to paint a house!?
depends how hard u throw them!.
how do u confuse a blonde!?
put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner!?
how does a blonde confuse u!?
she tells u she found a corner
what do u call a blonde behind the steering wheel!?
an airbag
haha they crack me up!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com