What's the funniest punchline you can come up with? A dog and cat are sittin!
Question: What's the funniest punchline you can come up with!? A dog and cat are sitting on Dr!. Phil's show !. !. !.
discussing their marriage with him!.
"You two are really an example of how opposites can live peacefully together with a synergy and communication flow," Dr!. Phil compliments!. "How did you two learn to get along!? Why does your marriage work so well, Mr!. Dog!?"
"Oh my! Because I just love her! I would do anything for her!" The dog barks, his tail wagging wildly!.
"And what would you say, Mrs!. Cat!?" Dr!. Phil asks!.
The cat just gives a slow, sly smile and says !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You two are really an example of how opposites can live peacefully together with a synergy and communication flow," Dr!. Phil compliments!. "How did you two learn to get along!? Why does your marriage work so well, Mr!. Dog!?"
"Oh my! Because I just love her! I would do anything for her!" The dog barks, his tail wagging wildly!.
"And what would you say, Mrs!. Cat!?" Dr!. Phil asks!.
The cat just gives a slow, sly smile and says !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
" Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
DIE! DIE ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*cat pulls out a gun and goes ballistic*
Reporter: "My god, MY GOD what kind of carnage is this!?!!?!!? Who and why would do such a thing!? Oh go*bang*"
*Cameras go slient*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*cat pulls out a gun and goes ballistic*
Reporter: "My god, MY GOD what kind of carnage is this!?!!?!!? Who and why would do such a thing!? Oh go*bang*"
*Cameras go slient*Www@Enter-QA@Com
CAUSE I'M THE ONLY PUSSY THAT LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE!.!.!.!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because Im a pussy!.!.!.everyone loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cause I am the BEST pussy around!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cause I just had a sex change!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because I'm the only pussy in this relationship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I chase his tail for him and he chases my pussy tail =)Www@Enter-QA@Com