Law Enforcement Semantics?!
Question: Law Enforcement Semantics!?
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy!. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston!. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense!.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What for!?"
Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming!."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop!. License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference!?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law!. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket!. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket!."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair!. Exit your vehicle, sir!."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Deputy says, "License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What for!?"
Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming!."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop!. License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference!?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law!. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket!. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket!."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair!. Exit your vehicle, sir!."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol
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ahh nothing like knowing a little to much and enforcement of the law with the night stick to bad they didnt add the 8 times with the tazerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Didn't the lawyer know NOT to mess with Texas!?! Hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhaahhaahhaah!!!!!
that's great
what do you think of this
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that's great
what do you think of this
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Bill Gates & MicroShaft in conjunction with Dell & HP are starting a new recycling initiative:
1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal
2> they are asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC
3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;
a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD
b) installing the full MSO set
c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc!.)
d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)
e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters
f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!
hahahaha
cheers
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