Does anyone have any jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have any jokes!?
any kind of joke is good!. i like long ones but short ones are funny as well!.
ten points to the person who makes me laugh the hardest!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ten points to the person who makes me laugh the hardest!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead go camping!. The redhead shows up with a cooler full of sodas!. So the blonde says, "Why did you bring drinks!?" The redhead says, "So if we get thirsty we have some thing to drink!." Then the brunette shows up with a platter full of snacks!. Then the blonde asks, "Why did you bring food!?" The brunette answers, "So when we get hungry we can eat!." So then the blonde goes to the junkyard and brings back a car door!. Then both the redhead and brunette ask, "Why did you bring a car door!?" Then the blonde answers,"So when we get hot we can roll down a window!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bill Gates & MicroShaft in conjunction with Dell & HP are starting a new recycling initiative:
1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal
2> they are asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC
3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;
a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD
b) installing the full MSO set
c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc!.)
d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)
e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters
f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!
hahahaha
cheers
( ??RfD?? )Www@Enter-QA@Com
1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal
2> they are asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC
3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;
a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD
b) installing the full MSO set
c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc!.)
d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)
e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters
f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!
hahahaha
cheers
( ??RfD?? )Www@Enter-QA@Com
get a bowl of water and take a stick and hold it up to the celling wit the stick and let her hold it and then stand back 10 feet!.!.!.!.and when her arm lets go the water will fall!.!.!.!.tell her its a magic trick so she will hold it!.!.!.!.!.never fails!.!.!.!.
take a phone and hide the phone in the cellin of on the fan where its not visible and then call it in the moring and she will try to turn it off and not be able to find it
get a computer and it might take 5 mintues to do frist go to the shutdown icon and press it so u see the shutdown window up!.!.!.!.then press PrtSc SysReq button at the top of the keyboard and then go to ms paint!. then press Crtl+V and press save as wallpaper!.!.!.!.then close out paint and right click on the propeties and then desktop and go to browse and find the wallpaper you just made and then set it as the desktop and press aply!.!.!.then when ur sister goes to use the computer she will not be able to press canel on the shutdown window cause it is the desktop!.!.!.!.lo
this might be a little messes but its harlouis!.!.!.!.!.frist get a 2 liter of coke and unsrew the top and get a mentos and tread a neddle though it wit some yarn and then put the mentos in the coke wit out lettin it go and then screw the top back on and then we she goes to open it the mentos will relieseWww@Enter-QA@Com
take a phone and hide the phone in the cellin of on the fan where its not visible and then call it in the moring and she will try to turn it off and not be able to find it
get a computer and it might take 5 mintues to do frist go to the shutdown icon and press it so u see the shutdown window up!.!.!.!.then press PrtSc SysReq button at the top of the keyboard and then go to ms paint!. then press Crtl+V and press save as wallpaper!.!.!.!.then close out paint and right click on the propeties and then desktop and go to browse and find the wallpaper you just made and then set it as the desktop and press aply!.!.!.then when ur sister goes to use the computer she will not be able to press canel on the shutdown window cause it is the desktop!.!.!.!.lo
this might be a little messes but its harlouis!.!.!.!.!.frist get a 2 liter of coke and unsrew the top and get a mentos and tread a neddle though it wit some yarn and then put the mentos in the coke wit out lettin it go and then screw the top back on and then we she goes to open it the mentos will relieseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Man in the Mirror
A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic!. Her husband told her to prove it!.
She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all!.''
Sure enough, they grew huge!.
The husband was amazed and said, "Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor!.''
His legs fell off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic!. Her husband told her to prove it!.
She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all!.''
Sure enough, they grew huge!.
The husband was amazed and said, "Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor!.''
His legs fell off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one wasnt a black joke smart ***, if u really new about harlem u would no that its becoming more mixed every day with white ppl and black ppl!. ugh douche!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
guy walks into a bar and says "OW!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have black jokes!? I'm not racist i juts think there funny
1)Whats hard and long on a black man!?
the 1st grade
2)Whats big long black and smelly
the wellfare line
3)Why are backs sooooo strong!?
TVs are getting heavier
4)What does PONTIAC
POOR!.OLD!.*****!.THINKS!.ITS!.A!.CADILLAC
5)How do u starve a black
hide his foodstamps under his work boots
6)Why are there no mexicans in startrek!?
They dont work in the future either
7)whats the most confusing day in harlem!?
Fathers day lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
1)Whats hard and long on a black man!?
the 1st grade
2)Whats big long black and smelly
the wellfare line
3)Why are backs sooooo strong!?
TVs are getting heavier
4)What does PONTIAC
POOR!.OLD!.*****!.THINKS!.ITS!.A!.CADILLAC
5)How do u starve a black
hide his foodstamps under his work boots
6)Why are there no mexicans in startrek!?
They dont work in the future either
7)whats the most confusing day in harlem!?
Fathers day lolWww@Enter-QA@Com