Air and ground humour?!


Question: Air and ground humour!?
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction!.

The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight!.

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor! Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers!.

(P = the problem logged by the pilot!.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers!.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement!.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire!.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough!.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft!.

P: Something loose in cockpit!.
S: Something tightened in cockpit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was incredibly fun!.
Try to make your jokes more credible in the future!.!.!.!.
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Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha! lol i like last two XB were'd u find this stuff!? I wanna check it out =) lol i also like the DME one and the number three engine one >=BWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is hilarious!. Thanks for posting these!. I needed a good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha! funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

GreatWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol I just wet myself with laughter!. have a star dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

give that midget his hammer back foo!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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