Is this what is confidence?!
Question: Is this what is confidence!?
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman!. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment!.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late!?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it!.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch!? What's so special about it!?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains!.
'What's it telling you now!?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties!.!.!.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast!. 'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late!?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it!.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch!? What's so special about it!?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains!.
'What's it telling you now!?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties!.!.!.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast!. 'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!. flirtacious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats confidense alright!. Is this real life!? A bloke walks into his kitchen where his wife is washing up!. He has got a badger under one arm and he says"Heres that ******* pig ive been shagging" And his wife says"you wanker, that aint a pig,its a badger" And he says "I wasnt talking to you woman"Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that IS SO FUNNY!!
I AM 13 BUT I STILL GET IT!!
HAAHHAHAHAHAA
GOOD ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
I AM 13 BUT I STILL GET IT!!
HAAHHAHAHAHAA
GOOD ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
its so bad its actually funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's really funny!. LOL?Www@Enter-QA@Com
not too badWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha !.!.!.!.good one!!!!
keep them coming we love Jokes!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep them coming we love Jokes!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com