Are you being ripped off by airlines?!
Question: Are you being ripped off by airlines!?
NEW AIRLINE RULES
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir!. May I see your ticket!?
Passenger: Sure!.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B!. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for!?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit!.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit!.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5!.
It's the airline's new policy!.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard!. I won't pay it!.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not!?
Passenger: Yes, yes!. All right, I'll pay!. But the airline is going to hear about this!.
Attendant: Thank you!. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy!.
Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you!?
Passenger: That would be swell, thanks!.
Attendant: No problem!. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please!.
Passenger: What!?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee!.
Passenger: This is extortion!. I won't stand for it!.
Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand!. You need to sit,
And fasten your seat belt!. We're about to push back from the gate!. But, first I need that $10!.
Passenger: No way!
Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal!.
And you really don't want me to do that!.
Passenger: Why not!? Is he going to shoot me!?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee!.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10!. I can't believe this!.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir!. Is there anything else I can do for you!?
Passenger: Yes!. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work!. Can you fix it!?
Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir!. Just insert two quarters into the
Overhead coin slot for the first five minutes!.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air!?
Attendant: Of course not, sir!. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge!.
It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents!.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters!. Can you make change for a dollar!?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar!.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents!.
Passenger: For cryin' out loud!. All I have left is a lousy quarter!?
What the heck can I do with this!?
Attendant: Hang onto it!. You'll need it later for the lavatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir!. May I see your ticket!?
Passenger: Sure!.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B!. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for!?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit!.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit!.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5!.
It's the airline's new policy!.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard!. I won't pay it!.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not!?
Passenger: Yes, yes!. All right, I'll pay!. But the airline is going to hear about this!.
Attendant: Thank you!. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy!.
Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you!?
Passenger: That would be swell, thanks!.
Attendant: No problem!. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please!.
Passenger: What!?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee!.
Passenger: This is extortion!. I won't stand for it!.
Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand!. You need to sit,
And fasten your seat belt!. We're about to push back from the gate!. But, first I need that $10!.
Passenger: No way!
Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal!.
And you really don't want me to do that!.
Passenger: Why not!? Is he going to shoot me!?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee!.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10!. I can't believe this!.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir!. Is there anything else I can do for you!?
Passenger: Yes!. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work!. Can you fix it!?
Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir!. Just insert two quarters into the
Overhead coin slot for the first five minutes!.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air!?
Attendant: Of course not, sir!. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge!.
It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents!.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters!. Can you make change for a dollar!?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar!.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents!.
Passenger: For cryin' out loud!. All I have left is a lousy quarter!?
What the heck can I do with this!?
Attendant: Hang onto it!. You'll need it later for the lavatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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