Are you being ripped off by airlines?!


Question: Are you being ripped off by airlines!?
NEW AIRLINE RULES

Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir!. May I see your ticket!?

Passenger: Sure!.

Attendant: You're in seat 12B!. That will be $5, please!

Passenger: What for!?

Attendant: For telling you where to sit!.

Passenger: But I already knew where to sit!.

Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5!.

It's the airline's new policy!.

Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard!. I won't pay it!.

Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not!?

Passenger: Yes, yes!. All right, I'll pay!. But the airline is going to hear about this!.

Attendant: Thank you!. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy!.

Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you!?

Passenger: That would be swell, thanks!.

Attendant: No problem!. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please!.

Passenger: What!?

Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee!.

Passenger: This is extortion!. I won't stand for it!.

Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand!. You need to sit,

And fasten your seat belt!. We're about to push back from the gate!. But, first I need that $10!.

Passenger: No way!

Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal!.

And you really don't want me to do that!.

Passenger: Why not!? Is he going to shoot me!?

Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee!.

Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10!. I can't believe this!.

Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir!. Is there anything else I can do for you!?

Passenger: Yes!. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work!. Can you fix it!?

Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir!. Just insert two quarters into the

Overhead coin slot for the first five minutes!.

Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air!?

Attendant: Of course not, sir!. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge!.

It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents!.

Passenger: I don't have any quarters!. Can you make change for a dollar!?

Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!

Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar!.

Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents!.

Passenger: For cryin' out loud!. All I have left is a lousy quarter!?

What the heck can I do with this!?

Attendant: Hang onto it!. You'll need it later for the lavatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL! I'm in the library and I laughed so hard they almost kicked me out! Good One!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one! That's disturbingly realistic!.!.!.!.


Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is way! to much reading!. no one will read it! i stopped @ the begining and i was already bored! it soo doesn't belong in the JOKE section!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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