Do you need an oh my gosh joke?!


Question: Do you need an oh my gosh joke!?
Making a baby!.

This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it's funny!.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family!. On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,
I'm off now!. The man should be here soon!.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale!.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to!.!.!.'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs!. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've
been expecting you!.'

'Have you really!?' said the photographer!. 'Well, that's good!. Did
you know babies are my specialty!?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped!. Please come in and
have a seat'!.
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start!?'

'Leave everything to me!. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on
the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed!. And sometimes the
living room floor is fun!. You can really spread out there!.'


'Bathtub, living room floor!? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry
and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time!. But
if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results!.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs!. Smith!.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time!. I'd love to
be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with that!.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs!. Smith quietly

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his baby pictures!. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said !.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs!. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat!.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with!.'

'She was difficult!?' asked Mrs!. Smith!.

'Yes, I'm afraid so!. I finally had to take her to the park to get
the job done right!. People were crowding around four and five deep
to get a good look'

'Four and five deep!?' said Mrs!. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement!.

'Yes', the photographer replied!. 'And for more than three hours,
too!. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could
hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my
shots!. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment,
I just had to pack it all in!.'

Mrs!. Smith leaned forward!. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on
your, uh!.!.!.equipment!?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes!.!. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away!.'

'Tripod!?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am!. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on!. It's
much too big to be held in the hand very long!.'

Mrs!. Smith faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Well, I never expected that from you! Very nice one - thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmaooo!. that is one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard!. hahahahha!. wow!.!.!.it's gonna take me awhile to stop laughing at that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard this joke so many times, but it never gets old!. I just love jokes that have a twist!. I really like jokes with a twist that has tow conversations and they lead to each other wihout the two people even knowing!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahaha thats soo good lol
i told it to my brother and he ***** stop laughing especially the bit a bout the park and when he "put his canon on a tripod"
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BEST JOKESI HAVE HEARD IN AGES AMAZING BRAVO !! LITERALLY LAFF OPUT LOUDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wow, that's some joke you have there, it was certainly worth the read, it's brilliant, thanks!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahahahahahaaha, that is soooo funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO, that was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh my gosh = YES and Thank You

for lightening my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

hhahhahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

heheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very good!.:}Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol omg that was hilarious!!! im like literally rollin on the floor!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Love this, seen it many times and STILL laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha! very funny thanx 4 the read!totally worth a minute of my time!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny but too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was worth the read!. cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehe!.!.!.the ending wasn't that good tho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.Okay!.!.!. >__>Www@Enter-QA@Com

Rotfl!! i cried i laughed so hard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was pretty good just a little long, but i liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

such a kewl jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was HYSTERICAL!! I cannot stop laughing! I love inappropriate jokes that have no inappropriacy whatsoever!.
Will you tell more like this one!? Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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