Why do men listen to little ms. gps?!


Question: Why do men listen to little ms!. gps!?
Global Husband Positioning System

A typical male, my husband loves gadgets, especially the high tech stuff!. Sure enough, days before a planned road trip he was busy installing a brand new Global Positioning System onto our van's dashboard!.

To be honest, the sophisticated technology that enables satellites high up in the sky to track our van's location holds little interest to me!. But being a typical female who is fascinated by the inner workings of the male brain, what did pique my interest was how this machine would get my husband to listen to it!. Knowing how much he hated to follow instructions, and what an affront to his male ego it is to ask for directions, I looked forward with anticipation to this trip!.

Days later, comfortably seated in the passenger seat of our overloaded van, I watched as my husband programmed our destination!.

A soft, lilting, feminine voice sounded!. "Turn right here," she instructed, followed by, "make an immediate left" and "keep to the right in 100 feet!." On and on her commands issued forth!. With growing amazement, I observed my husband dutifully and docilely following her every instruction!.

My irritation at the soft inflection of her tone was surpassed by my wonder at how she accomplished this feat!. There's got to be some logic to it, I surmised, determined to get to the bottom of this mystery!.

Hoping to master her technique of convincing males the world-over to follow her instructions, I began observing her methodology more closely!.

Here is what I think might be the secret to her success:

She is not condescending!. She does not criticize but simply and unemotionally instructs!.

She always remains calm!. Her voice never rises in anger or irritation!.

She does not spew forth blame or condemnation for any lapses in judgment or errors!.

And lastly, when my husband purposely didn't comply with her instructions, she simply (and calmly!) rerouted him to another direction!. She helped him to arrive at the same destination, while still allowing him to select a different route and his own unique approach!.

Hmmm!. I might just try one or two of the above!. I'll let you know if it worksWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Haha that's funny! It's funny how men DO listen to the GPS, even if they won't follow any other directions!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sounds to me you're jealous that he's listening to a GPS navigator rather than you!. "Typical woman" !.!.!.!.
Seeing how maps are usually out of date, and you can never really trust the random gas station attendant, I would see GPS working to get you safely to your destination!.

Would it make you feel better if the GPS was talking with a male voice!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

first of all, you are a little too intellectual

why not just write in a normal style!?

2nd when you can give as good of directions as a navigation system then maybe he'll listen to you to

what's he gona do, argue with it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like my GPS because even while alone and driving a female voice is telling me what to do!. It is reassuring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahah don't forget you can turn off the GPS!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like your line of thinking but I think maybe your PMS might get in the way of your GPS!.

Just a thought, anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would have like actually answered this uestion but it was too long!. mke it shorterWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow tha question is longWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha cute! that gave me some laughs, thanks! here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

well, i started reading this, but drifted off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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