The worlds biggest LIE!!?!
Question: The worlds biggest LIE!!!?
Father Christmas aka Santa Claus,
goes un noticed, however; who we like to call 'father christmas' is a lie that has been kept alive for generations!
a lie told to every child with loving parents!.!.!. goes unnoticed as the largest mass lie ever heard of! and just remember this 'jolly' man allegidly climbs into our own homes, (the same homes we try to protect from these kind of breakins) drinks a glass of wiskey and eats our biscuits only to leave 'a little present for us',
the red faced fat paedophile who sits small child on his knee whispering in their ear: 'ive got a special present for you but you must be naughty!'
in essence this fictional character is a fat whisky drinking, pie eating red faced paedophile who creeps into our safe homes, into our childrens rooms bearing 'a little present' for them, ye a big hard present!
tell me is that not the most TWISTED and largely told lie ever!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
goes un noticed, however; who we like to call 'father christmas' is a lie that has been kept alive for generations!
a lie told to every child with loving parents!.!.!. goes unnoticed as the largest mass lie ever heard of! and just remember this 'jolly' man allegidly climbs into our own homes, (the same homes we try to protect from these kind of breakins) drinks a glass of wiskey and eats our biscuits only to leave 'a little present for us',
the red faced fat paedophile who sits small child on his knee whispering in their ear: 'ive got a special present for you but you must be naughty!'
in essence this fictional character is a fat whisky drinking, pie eating red faced paedophile who creeps into our safe homes, into our childrens rooms bearing 'a little present' for them, ye a big hard present!
tell me is that not the most TWISTED and largely told lie ever!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
what kinda "santa: did you have jeeash mine ate cookies and MILK and said you must be NICE wow you live in a twisted house ! ahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know about all that, but I've heard that the 3 greatest lies ever told are: (1) The check's in the mail!. ~ (2) I'll never do it again!. ~ (3) I promise I won't *** in your mouth!. ~~~ You must have seen "Bad Santa"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!. !. !. hi! im not available right now, for currently i have left my brain!. thanx for calling, will call you back when i get what you just said!. leave a message!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. BEEP!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a lie for the joy of children =) which in the end [when they find out hes not real] is pretty twisted to what parents go through to hide this lie-_-!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats nothing to thanksgiving dinner at my in-lawsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I AGREEWww@Enter-QA@Com
thought he ate cookies not biscuitsWww@Enter-QA@Com