Speeding !!!?!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license!?

Driver: I don't have one!. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI!.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle!?

Driver: It's not my car!. I stole it!.

Officer: The car is stolen!?

Driver: That's right!. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there!.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box!?

Driver: Yes sir!. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk!.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!?!!?!!?

Driver: Yes, sir!.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain!. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license!?

Driver: Sure!. Here it is!. It was valid!.

Captain: Whose car is this!?

Driver: It's mine, officer!. Here's the owner's card!. The driver owned the car!.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it!?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it!. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box!.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk!? I was told you said there's a body in it!.

Driver: No problem!. Trunk is opened; no body!.

Captain: I don't understand it!. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk!.

Driver: Really!? Ain't that something!? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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