How on earth did he know?!
Question: How on earth did he know!?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of
eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce,
half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g
pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched
as she placed the items in front of the cashier!.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single!.'
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single!.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selection
that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital
status!.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct!.
But how on earth did you know that!?'
The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of
eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce,
half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g
pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched
as she placed the items in front of the cashier!.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single!.'
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single!.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selection
that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital
status!.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct!.
But how on earth did you know that!?'
The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh, this is because you've drunk, else you would noticed my charming smile!"
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P!.S!.
Hi,
Have u noticed as well that there are 7 items though!?
And now allow me to laugh out loud!.
Heeheha !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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P!.S!.
Hi,
Have u noticed as well that there are 7 items though!?
And now allow me to laugh out loud!.
Heeheha !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious! I was wondering the same thing until I read the end! I loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAH!. That was a good one!.
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haha!lol!
I though that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I though that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!! that made me chuckle (: xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I did actually laugh out loud!!!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL hahahaha i loved it!.!.!.
have a star!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a star!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor girl, that was really funny, I really laughed out loud!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com