Good jokes???!


Question: Good jokes!?!?!?
wat r some of the most funny jokes u have ever heard!?!? who r ur fave comedians!? im tired, i need a good laugh!. personally, i like Jim Gaffigan and his hot pocket routine, and a lot of his other stuff!. i also like Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy!. so wat and who r ur faves!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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my neighbors were being stupid but ok,
i will shorten they're names to bp and jp
bp: we haven't played r gameboys for a while
jp: ya ik, how long do u think its been!?
bp: almost a whole week!


its not that funny they r just way 2 video game addicted! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm not a Jim Gaffigan fan!. I used to like Larry The Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy, but not as much!. Did you know that Larry The Cable Guy is not a real redneck!? I saw an interview he did, he said he just does that whole thing for the fans, because they like it!.
My favorites are!.!.!.
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
George Carlin (R!.I!.P!.)
Mitch Hedberg (R!.I!.P!.)
Gilbert Gottfried
Dave Attell
Steven Wright
Dave Chappelle
Kevin James
Lewis Black
Bill Maher
Greg Giraldo
George Lopez
Katt Williams
Bob Saget
Dana Carvey
Sarah Silverman
Lisa Lampanelli
Ron White
Bill Engvall
Robin Williams
Whoopi Goldberg
Martin Lawrence
Jim Norton
Carrot Top
!.!.!. just to name a few!. Not in any actual order, picking a favorite would be difficult!.
And for good jokes!.!.!.
A man gets a call from the hospital saying his wife was in a terrible car accident, so he rushes to the hospital!. The doctor says it was a horrible accident!. She'll be crippled and paralyzed from the neck down!. You'll have to feed her, clothe her, bathe her, and change her; because she no longer has any control of her bladder or bowles!. And the man starts crying hysterically going this is horrible!. And the doctor goes I'm just kidding, she's dead!.
A man sees an armless and legless girl laying on the beach crying and he says what are you crying about!? So she says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been kissed!. So he bends down and kisses her!. Then he starts walking away and she starts crying twice as hard!. He comes back and he says what are you crying about now!? She says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been f*cked!. So he pickes her up, throws her in the ocean, and says you're f*cked now!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, Jim Gaffigan is my 2nd fave comedian ( I own the dvd with the hot pocket thing on it) :0), but if you like fat/food jokes you should DEFINITELY go rent "I say Nay Nay" from John Pinette!. they are hilarious and i had to pause it at times so i could stop laughing enough to hear what he was saying!. he's the best comedian ever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. Why doesn't George Bush ever finish a book!?

A!. He runs out of crayons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

try russell petersWww@Enter-QA@Com



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