Drunk Driver Joke?!
Question: Drunk Driver Joke!?
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Albuquerque, NM!. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk!. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing!.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into!.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off!.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights!. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left!.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road!.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test!.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station!. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken!."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud New Mexican!. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into!.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off!.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights!. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left!.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road!.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test!.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station!. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken!."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud New Mexican!. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL LOL LOL Awsome! Star 4 U! The unexpected ending and clean joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA very not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I won't be surprised if this is an actual incident!. Should try it out one of these days with my buddies!. Ingenious!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA AWESOME! definitely need to tell my friends about this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was actualy funny!.
Well done!. Few things make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well done!. Few things make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol funny but long very longWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a belter !! 8!.5/10, or is that his mates Alcohol reading!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*** love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.I always love this one!. It was a Florida joke the last time I heard it!. LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com