Is it the wrong way in?!
Question: Is it the wrong way in!?
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed!. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow!. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out!. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy!.
About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself!. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt!. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow!. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try!. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow!.
"What are you doing!?" asked the farmer, horrified!.
"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that you had put your lips on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself!. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt!. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow!. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try!. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow!.
"What are you doing!?" asked the farmer, horrified!.
"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that you had put your lips on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha!!! lmao!. Was there a chance that the hired hand was a blonde!? He sure sounds like one to me, lol!. Great joke, dear Saint, I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ewwwww!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.gag!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I never learn !!!
Why do I open these jokes when I'm eating my lunch!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.still made me laugh anyway !!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why do I open these jokes when I'm eating my lunch!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.still made me laugh anyway !!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
you made me cry!.10 out of 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
you never know where your lips have been
lmao lol ha ha ha
thats so good ds
lovem
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao lol ha ha ha
thats so good ds
lovem
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhhhh, lol! Star * =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol XD awsome joke never herd that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like a blond joke lol !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!. thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my gosh!!!!
such a fool guy!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
such a fool guy!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com