Hey joke....!!!!?!
Question: Hey joke!.!.!.!.!!!!!?
Child: "Hello!?"
Daddy: "Hi!.It's Daddy!. Is Mommy nearby!?"
Child: "No Daddy!. Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
Daddy: "Honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul!."
Child: "Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!." Brief Pause!.
Daddy: "Okay, honey!. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs!. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
Child: "Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone!.
Child: "I did it, Daddy!."
Daddy: "What happened!?"
Child: "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming!. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Daddy: "Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul!?"
Child: "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too!. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool!. I guess he didn't know that youtook out the water last week to cleanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Daddy: "Hi!.It's Daddy!. Is Mommy nearby!?"
Child: "No Daddy!. Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!."
Daddy: "Honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul!."
Child: "Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!." Brief Pause!.
Daddy: "Okay, honey!. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs!. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!."
Child: "Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone!.
Child: "I did it, Daddy!."
Daddy: "What happened!?"
Child: "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming!. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Daddy: "Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul!?"
Child: "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too!. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool!. I guess he didn't know that youtook out the water last week to cleanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Joke is funny and they are pathetic!.
Here is joke for you:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter!. Ten men and one woman!.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall!.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech!.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return!.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clappingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here is joke for you:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter!. Ten men and one woman!.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall!.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech!.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return!.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clappingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!
wrong daddy, wrong daughter, wrong wife, wrong uncle, wrong number but same old story~~~~!!! lolzzz
thats sick but funny~~!!! good one~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wrong daddy, wrong daughter, wrong wife, wrong uncle, wrong number but same old story~~~~!!! lolzzz
thats sick but funny~~!!! good one~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, that's priceless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's so funny, it's great, thanx for a good laugh!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LAME!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear !! This is a funny joke!!!
hahaha!.!.!.I laugh my lungs out each time i
come across it!!hahahah```Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.I laugh my lungs out each time i
come across it!!hahahah```Www@Enter-QA@Com