Ok who needs a great way to start their work morning!??!


Question: Ok who needs a great way to start their work morning!!?!?
Work and Prison

In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell!.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle!.

In prison: You get three meals a day!.
At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it!.

In prison: You get time off for good behavior!.
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work!.

In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you!.
At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself!.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games!.
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games!.

In prison: You get your own toilet!.
At work: You have to share!.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit!.
At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends!.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required!.
At work: You getWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
man almost make me wanna be in prisonWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!. but seriously, i'd rather NOT get stuck in jail or get a dek-bound job!. Anyway, few more years to go :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, but i cant go shopping and travelling if i am in prison!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hehe
That's cool!.
Loved it !
Here have a * star * :)
xWww@Enter-QA@Com

i've just commited enough crimes to get put in prison :D
funny have a star *Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha! i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny!. It makes me want togo to jail for a lil whileWww@Enter-QA@Com

I wanna go to prison when i am olderWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love it
pretty trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA I loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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