A few funny jokes. They amused me anyway....?!
Question: A few funny jokes!. They amused me anyway!.!.!.!.!?
What's the difference between light and hard!?
You can sleep with a light on
I went to my doctor about having a vasectomy!. He said, "That's a pretty big decision!. Have you talked it through with your family!?" "Yes," I replied, "They're in favour of it, 14 to 3!."
I went in to an Egyptian funeral parlour the other day!. They had a sign up saying, "Satisfaction guaranteed or you mummy back!."
If women are as good at mutli-tasking as they say they are, how come they can't have sex and have a headache at the same time!?
Knife crime must end!. Just last week I was given a steak knife, when I clearly ordered fish!.
A survey has revealed that 3% of people answer the phone while making love!. "Sorry, I can't talk right now!. I'm going in to a tunnel!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can sleep with a light on
I went to my doctor about having a vasectomy!. He said, "That's a pretty big decision!. Have you talked it through with your family!?" "Yes," I replied, "They're in favour of it, 14 to 3!."
I went in to an Egyptian funeral parlour the other day!. They had a sign up saying, "Satisfaction guaranteed or you mummy back!."
If women are as good at mutli-tasking as they say they are, how come they can't have sex and have a headache at the same time!?
Knife crime must end!. Just last week I was given a steak knife, when I clearly ordered fish!.
A survey has revealed that 3% of people answer the phone while making love!. "Sorry, I can't talk right now!. I'm going in to a tunnel!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You've just brightened my day!. Have a star!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love the egyptian one!: LWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my God! Those were absolutely brilliant and so mirthful! LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LAME jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st & 4th ones made me laugh but the rest were okay :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ltmss good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's master piece, gr8 stuff class humor i like them all ~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee i love funniesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmmmmmmmmmmm *sigh* :-IWww@Enter-QA@Com