Like my joke?!
Question: Like my joke!?
First off; picture the fattest women in the world in your mind, then imagine that she has no arms or legs and we're set!.
A guy is walking down the beach one day when he sees this lady, he feels a little sorry for her on the inside but keeps walking by in case someone is watching!.
As soon as the guy walks by he hears the women crying!.
So!.!.!.Being a nice kinda guy he goes up to her and asks whats the matter!.
She replies, "Well, I've never been hugged before!."
So the guy bends down and hugs her real quickly and moves along!.
He hears her crying again and goes back to her!.
He asks again what's the matter!.
She replies "Well, I've never been kissed before!."
So the guy has a look to see if anyone is watching, bends down and gives her a slight kiss on the cheek and walks along!.
But yet again the guy hears the women crying as he walks away!.
He asks her yet again what's the matter!.
She replies "Well,!.!.!.I've never been!.!.!.!.F**ked before!."
The guy, reluctantly, bends down (continued in details!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy is walking down the beach one day when he sees this lady, he feels a little sorry for her on the inside but keeps walking by in case someone is watching!.
As soon as the guy walks by he hears the women crying!.
So!.!.!.Being a nice kinda guy he goes up to her and asks whats the matter!.
She replies, "Well, I've never been hugged before!."
So the guy bends down and hugs her real quickly and moves along!.
He hears her crying again and goes back to her!.
He asks again what's the matter!.
She replies "Well, I've never been kissed before!."
So the guy has a look to see if anyone is watching, bends down and gives her a slight kiss on the cheek and walks along!.
But yet again the guy hears the women crying as he walks away!.
He asks her yet again what's the matter!.
She replies "Well,!.!.!.I've never been!.!.!.!.F**ked before!."
The guy, reluctantly, bends down (continued in details!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it was funny but!.!.!.!.!.!.how can he throw her if she weighs a ton!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it very much!.
Here is a joke for you:
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word!. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position!. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours!?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a joke for you:
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word!. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position!. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours!?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha- yea its funny!
tell another one!
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