Should i apologise for this joke..One day God calls down to Noah and says?!
Question: Should i apologise for this joke!.!.One day God calls down to Noah and says!?
'Noah , I want
you to make me a new Ark'!.Noah replies, 'No probs
God, anything you want after all you're the guv'!.!.!.
'But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch!.
This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, !. !. I
want 20 decks one on top of the other'!.'20
DECKS!', screams Noah!. 'Well, OK , whatever you
say!. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like
last time!?''Yep, that's right, well !. !.!. sort
of right !. !. this time I want you to fill it up with
fish', God answers!.'Fish!?', queries Noah
'Yep, fish !. !. well, to make it more specific Noah, I
want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!'Noah
looks to the skies!. 'OK God , let me get this right,
you want a New Ark!?''Check'!.'With 20 decks,
one on top of the other!?'!.'Check'!.'And you
want it full of Carp!?'!.'Check''Why!?'
asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting
to the end of his tether!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
(keep going - it's worth waiting for!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a
Multi-Storey Carp Ark'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you to make me a new Ark'!.Noah replies, 'No probs
God, anything you want after all you're the guv'!.!.!.
'But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch!.
This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, !. !. I
want 20 decks one on top of the other'!.'20
DECKS!', screams Noah!. 'Well, OK , whatever you
say!. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like
last time!?''Yep, that's right, well !. !.!. sort
of right !. !. this time I want you to fill it up with
fish', God answers!.'Fish!?', queries Noah
'Yep, fish !. !. well, to make it more specific Noah, I
want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!'Noah
looks to the skies!. 'OK God , let me get this right,
you want a New Ark!?''Check'!.'With 20 decks,
one on top of the other!?'!.'Check'!.'And you
want it full of Carp!?'!.'Check''Why!?'
asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting
to the end of his tether!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
(keep going - it's worth waiting for!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a
Multi-Storey Carp Ark'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao, funny funny!. you onyl need to apologise to people who are strongly christian!. everyone else, too bad, i LOVE it!. nice =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
As jokes go it is OK! I giggled! However, as a matter of fact the fish are slowly disappearing! Nah! You don't need to apologize, I am sure even God had a good giggle!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
see even god can be
superficial
lmao
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superficial
lmao
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ha ha ha ~~!!!!!good one ~~~!!!!oh well that's like millennium god ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Kelly god is in very religion on just christian its Jesus in Christianity ~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
@ Kelly god is in very religion on just christian its Jesus in Christianity ~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) welcome back cotter lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH!! hahaha i finally got it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OLD AND BORING JOKE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
too long but goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, I haven't heard a joke from you for a long time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh that was funny i didnt see that comingWww@Enter-QA@Com