Is it the first time?!
Question: Is it the first time!?
A young Scotsman was all set up for his very first screw, but his girlfriend says, "Sorry Jock, not without a condom!."
Young Jock searched the town high and low, but being a Sunday, every place was closed!.
Walking around, he eventually met Old Angus, a very good friend of his father!. Young Jock explained his problem!.
Old Angus said, "Don't worry son, I can help you out!."
Young Jock took off and the night was beyond his wildest expectations!.
A week later, he met Old Angus in the street and told him about his experience!.
"It was wonderful, Angus!. Thanks to you, I had the best time I have ever had!."
"Just glad I could help out son; now where's the condom!?" asked Old Angus!.
Young Jock looked at him and replied, "I threw it away!."
Old Angus, with a scowl on his face, said, "Ah, yer in trouble now laddie--that condom belonged to the club!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Young Jock searched the town high and low, but being a Sunday, every place was closed!.
Walking around, he eventually met Old Angus, a very good friend of his father!. Young Jock explained his problem!.
Old Angus said, "Don't worry son, I can help you out!."
Young Jock took off and the night was beyond his wildest expectations!.
A week later, he met Old Angus in the street and told him about his experience!.
"It was wonderful, Angus!. Thanks to you, I had the best time I have ever had!."
"Just glad I could help out son; now where's the condom!?" asked Old Angus!.
Young Jock looked at him and replied, "I threw it away!."
Old Angus, with a scowl on his face, said, "Ah, yer in trouble now laddie--that condom belonged to the club!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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wow, this is the first sex joke, that i actually DONT get!.!.!.
can sum1 e-mail me wat it meens plz!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I don't get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com