The smartie, is this clever?!
Question: The smartie, is this clever!?
There were 3 sisters, a dumbie named Mary, an average-brained girl named Rachel, and a smartie named Jillian!. They were all sleeping when all of a sudden, they were all standing on a big, black ship thousands of feet above the ground!. A genie apperars and says the following:
"Good evening, ladies!. I am a genie, as you can see, and I can bet you a lifetime supply of wishes that you can put somehting off the ship and I can catch it!. It could be ANYTHING, it could be an elephant, a cup of spit, ANYTHING!. I will give each of you one wish!. Your wish either has to be "I wish [blank] would go overboard" or "I wish I was home!." If I can catch what you have, you will leave the ship unscathed, but with no wishes!. Do you want to play!?"
"Let's play!" says Jillian enthusiastically!.
The 3 sisters huddled!. Rachel says, "OK using reverse-psychology, I can assume that the two things he mentioned are the things he can't catch!. So, Mary which one do you want to say!?" "Elephant," said Mary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Good evening, ladies!. I am a genie, as you can see, and I can bet you a lifetime supply of wishes that you can put somehting off the ship and I can catch it!. It could be ANYTHING, it could be an elephant, a cup of spit, ANYTHING!. I will give each of you one wish!. Your wish either has to be "I wish [blank] would go overboard" or "I wish I was home!." If I can catch what you have, you will leave the ship unscathed, but with no wishes!. Do you want to play!?"
"Let's play!" says Jillian enthusiastically!.
The 3 sisters huddled!. Rachel says, "OK using reverse-psychology, I can assume that the two things he mentioned are the things he can't catch!. So, Mary which one do you want to say!?" "Elephant," said Mary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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