Oh nice one!!?!
Question: Oh nice one!!!?
Don't Get Mad; Get EVEN
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door!. She was a sorry sight - starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down!. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet!. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat!.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so!. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her!. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks!.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him!.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye!. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'!. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion!.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet!. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor!. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive!.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more!. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose!. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant!. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door!.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting EVEN!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door!. She was a sorry sight - starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down!. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet!. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat!.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so!. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her!. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks!.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him!.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye!. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'!. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion!.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet!. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor!. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive!.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more!. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose!. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant!. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door!.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting EVEN!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha absolutely brilliant - really made me chuckle! CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! That was very very funny cant believe a vet would hollar something like that in a big crowd of people but is they argue that bad i guess he would lol! lmao!That was very good!.you should save that as a joke in the future it would def!. work as a joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha OWNED!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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*Chuckles*
Good One
V funny :)
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Good One
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haha!
LOVED IT!.
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LOVED IT!.
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Such a smart doctor!
Good for you for taking the stray cat to the vet :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good for you for taking the stray cat to the vet :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl! omg! :D :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
:D that was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like that!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. Oh my, now that is agood one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.wish that would have happened to my ex! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! haha thats so funny! is the cat ok!? lol
one time at school a girl i know started a rumor that a teacher was pregnant!. of course she was not but everyone ( including teachers) heard it!. time passed and her husband found out!. so we were in history class and the husband stormed in saying!."your pregnant!.!.!.!. whay did you not tell me and it is not mine because we have not had sex in years" it was so funny!. the problem was that since this was in like 3rd grade many people had not had the talk yet and so questios arose!. they asked parents!.!.!.!.!. and of course they got upset!. so they had to deal with many calls about the teacher and some tried suing!. it was HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
one time at school a girl i know started a rumor that a teacher was pregnant!. of course she was not but everyone ( including teachers) heard it!. time passed and her husband found out!. so we were in history class and the husband stormed in saying!."your pregnant!.!.!.!. whay did you not tell me and it is not mine because we have not had sex in years" it was so funny!. the problem was that since this was in like 3rd grade many people had not had the talk yet and so questios arose!. they asked parents!.!.!.!.!. and of course they got upset!. so they had to deal with many calls about the teacher and some tried suing!. it was HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com