You know you're having a bad day when...?!


Question: You know you're having a bad day when!.!.!.!?
The neighborhood nymphomaniac says:I like you!.!.as a friend
You have a twin sibling who forgets your birthday
Your car horn gets stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
You wake up face down on the pavementWww@Enter-QA@Com


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* The jocky on the horse you bet on weighs more than you
* The tellers at your bank high-five each other after you make a deposit
* Your blind date is the same sex as you and the person who hooked you up can only say "I just assumed,!.!.!."
* You are wearing ONLY a G-string bikini and you still manage to set off the metal detector as you walk through
* You go before the judge only to find out that both the judge and your appointed attourney are both ex-girlfriends
* You are in a government building and a guy wearing a jumpsuit saying "bomb squad" runs out of the building as fast as he can goWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good ones! Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

none of that has ever happened to me but i have had alot of bad daysWww@Enter-QA@Com

yepWww@Enter-QA@Com

2 out of 5 of these things has actually happened to me!.!.!. is that bad!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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