What's the funniest punchline you can come up with for this joke?!
Question: What's the funniest punchline you can come up with for this joke!?
A sweet little penguin is swimming underneath the water one day, searching for fish, when he runs smack into a ferocious shark!. The shark opens his blood-thirsty jaws wide, ready to swallow the helpless penguin down whole! The penguin whispers a few words, and instantly the shark clamps his jaw, turns tail, and swims away as fast as he can!.
What did the penguin say that saved him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the penguin say that saved him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh man! This will be the third time this week I had to eat my way out of a shark's stomach!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either, "Man! You really need some Mouthwash!", "Aren't you a vegetarian!?", "Man! This will be the fourth time today I will have to eat my way out of a shark's stomache!" (this one I stole), or supim else!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'remember, your a vegetarian!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
You might want to leave, I'm feeling a little gassy!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm, smells like fish, close your mouth you nasty shlut (shark/ slut) lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
im a dinosaur so be careful lol idk this is gd question thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stop Imaging in day Lil!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW i thought I was boredWww@Enter-QA@Com
careful-i have HIV and if you eat me youll be infected and never get another BJ
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if we do this will you still be there in the morning!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
o lord!.!.!. I shouldn't have eaten that fourth dish of shark meat!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's what she said!.
XD
I'm amazing, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD
I'm amazing, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey what's up u little tail ~~!!!!
shut ur mouth and get ur @ss out of here and so it did~~!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
shut ur mouth and get ur @ss out of here and so it did~~!!Www@Enter-QA@Com