Haha, do you like this joke?!

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed!.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!.'

I said, 'WHAT!?!?!! What was that!?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!.

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep!.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her newWww@Enter-QA@Com

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