What is the funniest joke that you know?!


Question: What is the funniest joke that you know!?
If you have a joke that's really crude and offensive, i'd love to hear it!. I've heard tons of jokes so try and post ones that you don't hear very often but are super funny!. Lookin forward to hearing from you!.
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Answers:
Ok here goes, despite the fact that I don't like bad language I think this is very funny;
Dave said to Bill "What's that book you're reading!?" and Bill replied, "It's called The art of quick repartee"
"What does that mean!?"asked Dave!.
"Well" said Bill "It's about acquiring the ability to have a quick answer to any comment that someone makes to you"
"Is it any good!?" asked Dave!.
"Well my brother read it and it worked for him" said Bill!.
"In what way!?" asked Dave!.
"He was at the Circus sitting at the front when a Clown came up to him and said "have you ever been the front end of a donkey in a pantomime!?"
"When he said no the Clown then asked him "Have you ever been the back end of a donkey!?"
"Again he said no"
At this point the Clown said "So you've been no end off an *** all your life" and all the crowd started laughing at my brother but because he'd read this book he was able to give a quick retort to the Clown"
"Amazing" said Dave "What did he say!?"
"FCUK off you red nosed TW-T"

Edit!.!.!.What is going on here now the perfectly acceptable name for a donkey ( anagram of SAS ) which I have used has been changed into three stars by "THEM"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Question: What's grosser than 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree!?

Answer: 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees!.

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Question: What's grosser than a barrel of dead babies!?

Answer: A barrel of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way up!.

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*** EDIT ***

Scott J said he wanted really crude and offensive jokes!. I notice that I got 2 thumbs down!. I guess these 2 people feel my jokes are not offensive enough!. I'll try again!. Here goes:

Question: What's grosser than 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree!?

Answer: Jesus nailed to 10 trees!.

Hopefully this will be considered offensive enough!. Ha, ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heres one my friend told me:

Q: How does a duck cross the street with no legs and no wings!? Heres a clue: take out the letter 'f' in the word 'safe', and take out the letter 'f' in the word 'way'

Get it!?

Theres no f-in way!
(theres no f in the word 'way' so, theres no f in way!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

The only difference between your momma and a washing machine is when I drop a load in the washer, it doesn't follow me around for a week!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you get when you cross a rino and an elephant!?

ellifino

get it!?
(hell if i know)Www@Enter-QA@Com

why do you want to hear crude and offensive jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

your faceWww@Enter-QA@Com



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